erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
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We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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