He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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