I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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