I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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