At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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