is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
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On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
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He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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