It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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