I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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