It's Friday. Sex?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
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a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
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This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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