it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
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He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
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Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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