need another drink. this is the easiest way
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
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She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
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I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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