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(313): View more from Michigan

nut hugger

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(904): View more from Florida

There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?

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(937): View more from Ohio

you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters

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(340): View more from US Virgin Islands

$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.

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(513): View more from Ohio

How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??

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(304): View more from West Virginia

He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson

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(662): View more from Mississippi

If you ever get divorced...would you call me??

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