She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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