But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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