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• (518): View more from New York

  Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.

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  you're right.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?

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  Nah, we all need something.

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.

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• (415): View more from California

  Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  ugh. my soul tastes like vodka

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it

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  fair is fair

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• (425): View more from Washington

  He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.

  (513): View more from Ohio

  I stole a bike. Here's a pic

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning

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