Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
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Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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