Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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