you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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