i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I currently don't understand fingers.
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