I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
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Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
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Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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