Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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