Porn is love you can see.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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