Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
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So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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