You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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