why didn't you poke me back
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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