used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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