i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
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I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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