If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
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People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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