Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
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The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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