Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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