There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
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Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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