If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
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I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
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She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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