at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
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I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
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I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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