super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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