im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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