Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
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I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
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with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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