Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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