Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
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We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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