I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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