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• (301): View more from Maryland

  When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...

  (301): View more from Maryland

  New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?

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• (925): View more from California

  ...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!

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