I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
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is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
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DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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