I'm going to jail i love you
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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