I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Banned from zoo.
Again?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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