Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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