No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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