I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
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just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
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Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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