i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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