He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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