fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
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I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
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Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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