Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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