He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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