lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
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He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
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And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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