I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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