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i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
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Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
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He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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