Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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