So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
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Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
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Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
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