So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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