I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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